A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
Uni Wars: Episode I
THE BROKE! AWAKENS
The students have vanished. In their absence, the sinister WINTER VACATION has risen from the ashes of Semester One and will not rest until BROKE!, the last student club night, has been destroyed.
With the support
of the STUDENT REBELS, General Pink Pig leads a brave RESISTANCE. He is desperate to find the missing students and gain their help in restoring peace and justice to the capital.
The Pig has sent his most daring DJs on a mission to Cav, where an old ally has discovered a clue to the student's whereabouts...
With The Standard Three Rooms Of Music, 1000+ People And The Only Atmosphere In Edinburgh Livelier Than A Morgue - This Is BROKE!
☆★☆ BROKE! Fridays @ Cav ☆★☆
★ DRINKS! From £1.20
★ £2 ENTRY! (With A student Card Before 11pm)
★ 3 ROOMS of Music!
★ Big Giveaways, Big Themes & The City's Biggest Student Night Every Week!
███ Main Room: BROKE!
Introducing Newcastle's Most Sought After Student Mixmaster... Playing Everything From House & Electro / Chart & Student Anthems / Hip Hop & RnB / Indie & A Wedding Classic Or 2 Thrown In...
We At BROKE! Are Wetting Ourselves At Being Able To Announce A Level Of Resident Student DJ That Edinburgh Has Never Seen Before;
☆ DJs David Luiz Snr. & Curly Al (Cheeky Duck/Tandoori Nights/Magic Flame)
Expect A Masterclass In Musical Mastery From The Only Student Night In Edinburgh That Won't Spunk All Over Your Ears With Shite Tunes, 40 Year Old Bamps DJing On I-Tunes & Mixing That Sounds Like 2 Skeletons Fighting In A Biscuit Tin.
With UV & Foam, Lasers & Strobes, Big Beats And The UK's Best DJs - This Is BROKE!
███ RnB VIP - Hosted By The Mixmaster Twins
Spinning The Finest RnB Tunes & Hip-Hop Beats - From Chris Brown & Bruno Mars To Snoop Dogg & The Wu Tang Clan In Your Not-So-BROKE! VIP Room.
With Table Packages & Upgrades Available Every Friday, Text 07503 494270 For Info & Bookings!
███ Upstairs: The Cheese Factory
No Pretence, Just The Biggest In Parmesan-Whiffing, Stilton-Sniffing Uber Cheese & Student Anthems From The 70s / 80s / 90s / 00s & Now!! From Edinburgh's Favourite Cheese-Monger - DJ Gus Bain!
Edinburgh's Biggest Clubnight For 7 Years Solid - The Lowest Prices, The Biggest Parties & 1200+ Students Guaranteed!
Accept No Imitations...
This Is BROKE!