On December 12, 2010, I got an ass tattoo of a random date way in the future, knowing that when that date comes to fruition, we would have to throw the biggest party possible.
Well, the date that’s been tattooed on my ass for the last 7 years is March 3, 2018. It’s a Saturday, and we’re going to throw
a big-ass party/big ass-party.
Who’s invited? Literally everyone. Especially you. You’re definitely invited. Bring your friend Pat, too. And invite him/her/it to this event on Facebook so they can stay posted.
This party will include but not be limited to: passionate merrymaking, unfettered extravagance, and senseless overindulgence.
Location is UP TO YOU. Vote on the poll in the Discussion section below. Take your pick from the numerous choices provided!
Thanks to many EXTREMELY generous donors, we've been able to raise an incredible amount of party funds so far, and 10% of those funds and future donations will be donated to the Colorectal Cancer Alliance, an incredible organization that fights for the 140,000 Americans and their families affected by colorectal cancer every year (check out their site here: www.ccalliance.org).
If you feel inclined to contribute, please check out our GoFundMe page here:
You can also check out our website here:
And check out YouTube sensation, Knife Kid, here:
See you on March 3, 2018. It's a Saturday!