Giant Tank feeds you a trio of delectable yet unsanitary sounds for your afternoon tea:
Top tier: A couple of crudely iced Glasgow baked yum-yums sprinkled with gob and clutter which have been recently battered in Yorkshire pudding.
Middle tier: Two wee scones. Both jam-packed
with bricolage filling and buttered with a hairy cream. One is speckled while the other is cheesy.
DEAD LABOUR PROCESS.
Lower tier: A mixed meat sandwich of sweated cassette kidney, smoked electronic eel and unintelligible cuts of tongue. No vegetarian option available. Sorry.
SAT 16TH JAN 2016.
The Safari Lounge, 21 Cadzow Place, Edinburgh, EH7 5SN .
Doors= 1pm. Cost= £5.
PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS AN AFTERNOON SHOW AND THAT IT IS OPEN TO ALL AGES SO THOSE OF YOUSE WHO ARE ENTHUSIASTIC FOR WEIRDO SOUNDS, BUT HAVE CHILDCARE ISSUES CAN FEEL FREE TO BRING THE BAIRNS ALONG. THERE'S EVEN A BOX OF TOYS THROUGH THE BACK OF THE PUB THAT THE KIDS CAN AMUSE THEMSELVES WITH.